Just to lighten things up a bit on this weekend, thought I'd collect a few Poker Jokes to share:
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your doorstep?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: Why didn't the elephant play poker in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.
Q: What is the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four. The poker player can't.
Q: Whats the difference between a prayer in church and a prayer in the casino?
A: In the casino, you really mean it!
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